爱我你怕了吗?(大菊花)
待我长发及腰,少年娶我可好 待你长发及腰,蹲坑记得要撩
你把我丑哭啦
你说啊,你不说我怎么知道?
是你逼我出手的
好击八难过啊
听说这里包吃包住,所以我就进来了
我是一只路过的装逼佬
我去,拿错钥匙了,你个逗逼快点把我的劳斯莱斯幻影从车库里开出来。如果刮了蹭了劳资让你没有菊花
一起看比赛?
只有氪了金,你才会有瓜子
妈的,这手机太垃圾了,拿去,送你了!(Dame, this mobile phone too much garbage! Here give you the!)
这是我家院子里满地的破石头,我今日捡起一个送于你吧! (This is full of broken stone in my yard, i picked up a send to you today!)
妹子,你如果做个长久夫妻。这些东西就给你了!(Sister, we do a long married couple. These things to you!)
只要这辈子都跟定我,我就把我旁边的车和手上的金锭全都送给你! (As long as you a lifetime with me, I will put my next to the car and hands of the ingot to you!)
请你。。。
哈?你没有钱?拿去卖了,值两三亿呢! (Huh? you have no money? And sell it, A value of two hundred million or three hundred million!)
小卖部?
我懂你!!!
炸毛啦,炸毛啦
吊毛(go away)